Deep Fried
Southern Guilt
The sun was going down and shinning its last bit of light
on the green grass that was covered in dew from this afternoon’s rain. August
was still a rainy month and it made the air unpleasantly warm and humid. My
clothes and hair was sticking to my damp skin and the air felt stuffy with so
much moisture lingering. All moved into my new home for the school year; my
roommate and I stood outside of our new house waiting for her black and white
collie to follow us along as she was a puppy and easily distracted. We walked
along the black asphalt creating a mirage of water to the end of the street
where Cristen’s grandmother lived. She would be feeding us dinner every night
and checking on us throughout the school year as was arranged by our families. Crossing
the black river of pavement separating the two properties my roommate, Cristen
began to giggle.
“I hope you don’t mind some hearty southern cooking, it’s
all my grandmother knows how to fix,” she said with southern twang and her
searing sweet smile. Her eyes were illuminated with her endless stock of
kindness but expressing she was tired in the manner in which they were drooping,
weighed down and in need of rest after arranging our living quarters.
“I don’t mind. I can eat just about anything right now.
That move took it out of me,” I said. I was exhausted from carrying box after
box of books and clothing for this school years use. Growing up with my
mother’s Mexican cooking, I really could eat almost anything. From beef tongue
to cow tripe, I had fooled my palate to think almost everything tasted like
chicken.
“ Just follow my lead, eat only what I eat,” whispered
Cristen in a now concerned and quiet tone as we walked up the driveway passing
her grandmothers 1984 pearl white Lincoln.
We
were almost to the door and I hadn’t noticed it was open. Only a screen door with
its wire protection was blocking me from dinner. My stomach was clenching and
it felt like I had a belt cinching it. I was so ravenously hungry that as soon
as Cristen opened the screen door, I stepped right in and did not wait with her
at the entrance for her and the dog to come through. I could not smell food,
but cigarette smoke. Then when my nose breathed in deeper taking in more scents;
I detected frying bacon. My mouth salivated at the crispy and salty blissful
memory of eating bacon sandwiches at home all the time. Although the smell of
the cancer causing substance was strong and holding steady, I was too hungry to
care much and refuse any food offered to me tonight. I turned my attention to
my roommate’s grandmother, June as she greeted me.
“Hi
Nancy, come in and have a seat at the counter,” she said. “Glad you girls came
over, it’s nice to have some company to cook for. How was the move?”
“Thank
you for having us. The move was not bad, just really muggy outside. Makes it
feel like your swimming and not just walking,” I said. I peered at the stove in
front of the counter to try and guess at what was for dinner. Steam was rising
from one pot and there was some steak frying in a dark brown cast iron skillet
next to it. She turned the steak with the toothy tongs and sparks of grease
sparked out like a fourth of July kid’s sparkler.
“I
hope you girls are hungry. I’m making country fried steak, rice and black-eyed
peas seasoned with bacon!” she said with her back still turned to the counter
and her attention on finishing this promising meal. I glanced at the pictures
on the stainless steel refrigerator and saw a younger Cristen in wigs and
costumes that she must have played with when she suddenly came in to the
kitchen with her dog trailing behind.
“Hey
grandma, dinner smells good,” she said. “Do you want to check out some of the
garage sale treasures grandma has found, Nancy?”
“Yes
of course. I keep hearing you mention the famous collection and I want to
brows. Let’s take a look,” I said.
For
the first time I was looking with my eyes and not my stomach. As I peeled my
sweaty thighs from the plastic covered seat to follow Cristen; I looked all
around, up and down and made a full circle turn as I shuffled my bare feet to follow
her throughout the house. The walls were made of dark wood boards and had
almost every inch covered with pictures of the family. Her couch was tan and
protected by a plastic clear cover set in front of the ancient boxed television
with rabbit antennas. All around on every shelf, cabinet and table, there was
spread out; grandma’s finds from her garage sale adventures. She had stacks of
newspaper in between her treasures and I was worried that this was going to
become another episode Hoarders. I
walked up to the dinner table and looked at all the crystal bowls that were
shining and reflecting a kaleidoscope of lights. They were each labeled with a
ripped tan piece of masking take.
“Grandma
has everything spread out now but it was all boxed up and put away. She took
everything out because she is going to sell everything on eBay. My father and
her are working on taking photos and loading them,” said Cristen offering an
explanation to settle my worried look.
My
forehead was still dripping sweat and stomach now making loud groaning noises
broke our silence.
“Oh
that’s cool, a good way to make extra money,” I said and smiled. I was hoping
my smile was convincing enough. The wide-eyed look and mouth gaped open must
have been seen by Cristen or else she wouldn’t have offered an explanation to
clarify this unique spread.
“Dinner
is ready!” grandma shouted.
We
looked at each other and without words exchanged, a nod passed between us that
reaffirmed our previous pact. I will only eat what she eats. We walked back
down the hall and found our seats at the counter. There were “Happy Birthday”
paper plates placed before us and Fourth of July napkins folded next our
plates. The silverware sitting on top of the red, white, and blue stripped
napkins did not match each other and were from different sets that had been
mixed and matched throughout the years. This was a truly unique set up. Before I said a word, a slab of fried beef
was forked onto my plate by grandma.
“Help
yourself to some beans and rice too. I also made something extra special for
you to try. I hope you do try it even if Cristen tells you not too,” she said.
Our game was up; she knew Cristen had warned me. Feeling guilty now for
possibly insulting the woman who promised to take care of me all year, I took
my chances and did not refuse her offer.
“Sure
I will, I am always up for something new,” I smiled and laughed nervously.
“Good,
have a bite of this fried chicken I fixed,” said grandma and forked a little
piece from her plate to put on mine next to my steak.
How
bad could it be if her plate was filled with it and some rice and beans I thought?
I picked up my fork and knife and began to cut into the middle of this little
cube of chicken surrounded by a thin layer of fried skin. It was brown and
crispy on the outside and white and juicy looking on the inside. It looked like
chicken, how bad could this be? I forked one of the pieces and put it in my
mouth before my nose could change my mind. As I bit down, tasted the greasy
fried skin and savored the juice of the meat for just a moment I detected a
minor unfamiliarity. It looked like chicken and tasted a little bit like
chicken. But it was chewier and much greasier. I chewed and chewed and with my tongue
pushed the ground up food to the back of my throat and swallowed.
“That’s
not bad but it has a unique flavor,” I said.
Cristen’s
gaze had not broken and her eyes looked horrified. Her nostrils flared up and
her lips pursed together as if she had just eaten a lemon. I cocked my head and
raised one eyebrow to clearly state that I did not think that was all too bad.
“What? It’s not that bad,” I said reassuring. But Grandma
June’s grin grew wider and she tipped her cigarette into the purple ceramic
ashtray placed next to her paper plate.
“You just ate gator tail my dear!” said grandma. Her body
began to rumble with laughter and her head tipped back. “A little welcome to
the family tradition.”
“Well it wasn’t that bad,” I said defeated but now
welcomed to the Felder family. I experienced a Florida tradition and delicacy
only found in the south. Now my only worry was not gaining weight from eating
such hearty fried foods.
The southern eccentricities were familiar (my husband was from Geogia) but the ending was a surprise!
ReplyDeleteLoved your story! Every Floridian knows that gator and frog legs taste line chicken!
ReplyDeleteFirst I wanted to say HI DR.SCANLON!!!
ReplyDeleteSecond Your stories are incredible. they really make me think about different life styles. especially the christmas one! i love it!!!